Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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