what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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