shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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