My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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