So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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