am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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