Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
This house was built for laser tag.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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