we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
do herpes really smell.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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