Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
