No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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