They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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