i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i out mim tonsoeep
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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