Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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