i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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