I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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