are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
They have beer where we have blood.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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