you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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