we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
