just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
