We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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