Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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