Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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