you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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