apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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