really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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