only if we run a train.
done.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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