When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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