You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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