The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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