Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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