so that wasnt chicken after all
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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