Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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