it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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