Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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