You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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