She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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