Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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