Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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