You're so nebulous sometimes
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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