so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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