Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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