After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He? As in you personified your dick?
Two words: blizzard sex
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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