I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
