Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I FOUND THE LEGS
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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