If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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