I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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