would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
