is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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