Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize