Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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