she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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