if you like me you must not know who I am
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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