You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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